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By Jarred L (70) on 14 Dec 2010

Valhalla Rising can be easily summed up in four words: brooding, muddy, violent, and slow. Very, very slow…

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By Sharon M (173) on 13 Dec 2010

I have no idea what I just watched. My brain hurts…

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By Tony T (238) on 13 Dec 2010

I'm not going to lie and say that I loved it but it was a gorgeous movie. Still trying to figure out what I was supposed to take away from it…

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By Ryan M (2,675) on 13 Dec 2010

Portentous, pretentious, slow, bloody and very beautiful, recalling malick and aguirre, wrath of god…

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By Roger Y (27) on 13 Dec 2010

The movie's plot is weird, but its cinematography is great! I enjoyed it…

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By H Z (21) on 13 Dec 2010

If you don't like this movie, you suck in a way that really offends me. Kinda in a john Boehner way…

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By Jesse G (284) on 12 Dec 2010

Violent, Trippy story about humanity and religion and all sorts of wild visuals. Striking in its pure violent beauty. Not at all what I expected…

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By Ruben A (240) on 12 Dec 2010

Somehow I knew that most of the reviews would be from real film critics or artistic types (no offence)…

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By Scott M (2,584) on 12 Dec 2010

Nicolas Winding Refn's films are excellent at creating a dark and unsettling mood, usually relying as little as possible on dialogue and instead…

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By Greg S (1,081) on 11 Dec 2010

What u see in the trailer, is everything that happens. its so slow! endless scenes of staring at nothing…

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By Fazeema B (1) on 11 Dec 2010

If dialogues in a movie annoy you, then this is your movie - since there is hardly any dialogue at all in Valhalla Rising…

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By Rachel S (689) on 10 Dec 2010

I saw the trailer for those movie and thought it was going to be epic. Instead it was excruciatingly slow and boring…

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By Kevin W (755) on 10 Dec 2010

Is probably the best movie i've seen all year visually stunning psychotropic expose on masculinity, nature and minimalisms all rolled together…

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By Jeremiah E (15) on 10 Dec 2010

It is a weird movie and pretty boring. Very dry…

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By Gregory C (271) on 10 Dec 2010

Nice thriller.. Never seen one eyed warrior fought that fine before…

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By Kristy F (12) on 09 Dec 2010

I have to say this is the weirdest mindfck movie ever! Caught this on netflix streaming…

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By Seth S (331) on 08 Dec 2010

This is truly one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Bloody, boring, pointless, confusing, plotless, stupid…

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By Craig H (508) on 08 Dec 2010

Arguably the longest 90 minute film in the history of cinema, this is the story of One-Eye (Mads Mikkelsen), a mute Norseman who, after escaping…

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By Miguel T (45) on 08 Dec 2010

What to make of this, I'm not sure! Mads Mikkelsen plays a warrior, The fearsome yet mute 'One Eye…

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By Kym (C My Community Profile) R (190) on 08 Dec 2010

What to make of this, I'm not sure! Mads Mikkelsen plays a warrior, The fearsome yet mute 'One Eye…

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