Review of Valhalla Rising (2009) by Gregory C — 10 Dec 2010

Nice thriller.. Never seen one eyed warrior fought that fine before...

This review of Valhalla Rising (2009) was written by Gregory C on 10 Dec 2010.

Valhalla Rising has generally received mixed reviews.

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