Review of Valhalla Rising (2009) by Sharon M — 13 Dec 2010

I have no idea what I just watched. My brain hurts.

This review of Valhalla Rising (2009) was written by Sharon M on 13 Dec 2010.

Valhalla Rising has generally received mixed reviews.

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