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By Dillon K (315) on 13 Jul 2014

Though seemingly impossible, Machete ups the ante with absurdity, but subsequently turns into more of a spoof parody than a pulpy black-comedy…

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By Victor P (169) on 12 Jul 2014

If you saw the first one then you're already good unless you just want to waste a couple of hours…

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By Alex M (2,014) on 12 Jul 2014

The sequel to 2010's Machete is 10x more explosive, bloody and insane…

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By Gretchen W (175) on 11 Jul 2014

I mean its supposed to be a bad movie I expect.. the first one was ok but this one was just to awful.. n OMG I bet femninst were puking..lmao…

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By Philip C (419) on 11 Jul 2014

Exactly what I expected. Grind house flick…

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By Whoiam D (257) on 11 Jul 2014

I mean its supposed to be a bad movie I expect.. the first one was ok but this one was just to awful.. n OMG I bet femninst were puking..lmao…

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By Cory S (140) on 10 Jul 2014

In the mood for an modern day exploitation film? Check out this piece of work…

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By Michael K (2,029) on 09 Jul 2014

A decent follow-up film to the campy original…

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By Ken F (116) on 09 Jul 2014

Stupid, retarded, lady gaga filled. I have no idea what is going on but I kinda liked it…

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By Kaden F (6) on 04 Jul 2014

While I enjoyed the first film, this one just ended up being generic and mediocre…

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By Dhamar M (41) on 04 Jul 2014

A cheesy movie. How can you slice a person in a half with one slash of a machete…

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By Robert H (1,967) on 04 Jul 2014

While I enjoyed the first film, this one just ended up being generic and mediocre…

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By Wesley W (297) on 04 Jul 2014

While I enjoyed the first film, this one just ended up being generic and mediocre…

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By Nicky N (268) on 02 Jul 2014

This One Sucked.The First One Was So Much Better.This Was So Confusing.D…

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By Dario R (117) on 30 Jun 2014

Not as good as the first film, and probably should not have been made…

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By Jeffrey Lyles (696) for Lyles' Movie Files (591) on 26 Jun 2014

An absolutely absurd action extravaganza. It's doubly crazy, chaotic and all kinds of ridiculous fun…

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By Simon P (766) on 24 Jun 2014

Robert Rodriguez takes things too far again but obviously still not far enough…

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By Henrik B (47) on 24 Jun 2014

The first Machete movie was decent entertainment. But Machete Kills takes everything that worked fine in Machete and takes it to extremes…

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By Jarrod B (24) on 24 Jun 2014

This is a solid example of over-the-top action; and that's what made the 8o's great…

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By David L (3,419) on 23 Jun 2014

Danny is bad ass. Oooops, that's another story…

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