Review of Machete Kills (2013) by Nicky N — 02 Jul 2014

This One Sucked.The First One Was So Much Better.This Was So Confusing.D.

This review of Machete Kills (2013) was written by Nicky N on 02 Jul 2014.

Machete Kills has generally received mixed reviews.

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This movie was not designed to be an A list movie, this movie was designed to be a B or a C movie at best and it delivers, like the first movie…

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