Review of Machete Kills (2013) by Philip C — 11 Jul 2014

Exactly what I expected. Grind house flick.

This review of Machete Kills (2013) was written by Philip C on 11 Jul 2014.

Machete Kills has generally received mixed reviews.

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Oidia boi a avlar de **** kills porque aparese mi enemiga leidi gagá ni un brilla y brillo ni con brillatina brilla esta mierdaza si la descargas…

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Danny Trejo is as far from stale whitebread as you can get. He's the real deal…

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By John Eric D (455) on 02 Jun 2015

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By Sam O (143) on 26 Aug 2017

Do not expect this to make sense or be serious. In fact be offended because that is part of the project. $8…

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