Review of Machete Kills (2013) by Ken F — 09 Jul 2014

Stupid, retarded, lady gaga filled. I have no idea what is going on but I kinda liked it.

This review of Machete Kills (2013) was written by Ken F on 09 Jul 2014.

Machete Kills has generally received mixed reviews.

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