Review of The Host (2006) by Courtney K — 13 May 2013

I really didn't like this movie for some reason, and if your reading this, and you like this movie, I don't want you to be getting all butthurt just because not everyone has the same taste as you, I have my opinion, and you have yours, so shut your trap.

Anyway, the reasons I don't like this movie are the bad monster effects, the plot is stupid I mean, a bunch of scientist dump toxic waste into a river and the next day, a giant shrimp jumps out and starts attacking people, wait, how come, out of all the hundreds of fish and other creatures in that lake, how come only one fish got affected by the waste?, and some people like this, but, the host tries to be everything, I mean, one minute, it trying to be comedy, the other, its trying to be a drama, the other its trying to be action, and I just didn't like it, I mean, there are some horror films that can pull that off, but the host couldn't.

The dialouge is stupid and the acting is retarted. Anyway, I just didn't like this movie, I gave it a chance and I didn't like it, And if you don't agree with my review, don't get all butt hurt, I have my opinion, and you have yours.