Review of Sunrise (1985) by Jason E — 04 Mar 2011

So, this is regarded as one of the best silent films ever made. Here's what I learned: 50% of women are perfect, the rest are pure evil. All men are only after sex and think of nothing else. Oh, and if my significant other tried to drown me so she could run away to the city with a hunk, I'd forgive her after a 3.

5 minute sermon about marriage. Lame.