Review of San Andreas (2015) by Axet — 02 Jun 2015

In two words: Big and dumb. Once again Hollywood shows an amazing ability for stunning spectacle while proving it can't even make disaster movies anymore as smart and serious as those it produced in the seventies. That's a low bar script wise. Chalk up another way over-the-top silly phony emotion baiting nonsense entry here. And no, it is NOT just a fun thrill ride! That has to also mean it's a good movie that doesn't completely insult the intelligence of everyone!

The critics that always use this worthless "but it's entertaining" second tier excuse when reviewing are stupid jackasses themselves. I find mindless action and solely spectacle in narrative movies a complete bore every time.