Review of Calvaire (2005) by Rajansatish P — 30 Nov 2013

Watched this as Calvaire was a Cannes festival pick but the movie offers nothing to be lauded except for the haunting music.

This review of Calvaire (2005) was written by Rajansatish P on 30 Nov 2013.

Calvaire has generally received mixed reviews.

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