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Review of xXx: Return of Xander Cage (2017) by Henrie P — 29 Jan 2017

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(3 stars) A dreadful movie, but knowingly so. And because of that it works.

This review of xXx: Return of Xander Cage (2017) was written by Henrie P on 29 Jan 2017.

xXx: Return of Xander Cage has generally received mixed reviews.

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