Review of Vampire's Kiss (1989) by Mel K — 11 Jun 2008

So so bad!!!it was so bad it was hilarious!

This review of Vampire's Kiss (1989) was written by Mel K on 11 Jun 2008.

Vampire's Kiss has generally received mixed reviews.

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