Review of Vampire's Kiss (1989) by Braden A — 28 Jul 2018

Terrible story, acting, writing. Hard to watch. Only redeeming quality is that it was so bad it makes you laugh.

This review of Vampire's Kiss (1989) was written by Braden A on 28 Jul 2018.

Vampire's Kiss has generally received mixed reviews.

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