Review of Vampire's Kiss (1989) by Gde A — 24 Nov 2012

Hilarious and classic fuckin' Nic Cage.

This review of Vampire's Kiss (1989) was written by Gde A on 24 Nov 2012.

Vampire's Kiss has generally received mixed reviews.

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