Review of Thunderball (1965) by Wes S — 01 May 2013

I dunno. It has SO many points against it. One, the theme song is good (Tom Jones, hello), but not Goldfinger good. Also, almost all of it takes place underwater, and that shit scares me to death. Not to mention animals (read: sharks) are harmed, diving suits aren't sexy, and it is atrociously dubbed.

However. The villain...Largo...oh my God. Hot. Like, Victor Garber hot, just without the gay. I take my villains VERY seriously, and if you have a good one, you can earn all your points back.