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By Jack S (807) on 02 May 2014

Lindsay Lohan's amazing performance is the best thing about THE CANYONS…

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By Bonnie R (46) on 17 Apr 2014

I've always thought Bret Easton Ellis is an overrated and overhyped writer and this movie simply confirmed my opinion…

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By Noahcoward (6) on 12 Apr 2014

I know the reviews were terrible. Out of curiosity I watched in anyway. Also I was interested in what's become of Lindsey Lohan…

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By Christine A (117) on 30 Mar 2014

Wow what a train wreck of a movie the acting you can mostly forgive, as half the cast are porn stars (don't give up your day jobs) but the…

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By Ryan Lattanzio (73) for Thompson on Hollywood (89) on 27 Mar 2014

Underneath The Canyons' plastic deadness rattles a broken Lohan... And we really believe her…

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By Cecily B (774) on 25 Mar 2014

What was Schrader thinking directing, well this movie equivalent of what was found on the movie theatre floor in that other film he wrote long…

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By Stel P (170) on 25 Mar 2014

It's so sad that Lindsay Lohan has to play in these shitty films now. She's the only thing worth in this film, she's the only good actress…

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By Sabrina S (134) on 23 Mar 2014

The plot/story line is so weak. Lohan plays herself with a different name…

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By Andrew G (1,437) on 13 Mar 2014

Porn...without the good parts…

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By Alex W (1,471) on 05 Mar 2014

Sure its bad but not a total disaster. It seems like James Deen and Lindsay Lohan get better at acting as the movie progresses…

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By Freddy H (68) on 17 Feb 2014

I would characterize The Canyons as a dull, elongated softcore porno starring quasi-celebrities…

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By Zach M (1,354) on 15 Feb 2014

This movie looked and felt like a student film. It was unfortunate that Paul Schrader made this movie…

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By Tyler R (1,095) on 15 Feb 2014

It was ok. The plot was very generic but the pacing was really good and the characters were very interesting and the ending was very well done…

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By Filmgrinder S (1,010) on 06 Feb 2014

66% I'm so strapped.-Ryan (Nolan Funk) Douchbaggery run amuck. Love the director, disliked the movie and hated the characters…

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By Hieu N (104) on 03 Feb 2014

Not sure how this movie ended up on my plate. Bad acting, B-movie nudity, silly plot. A waste of time…

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By Kay L (417) on 30 Jan 2014

Lindsay Lohan continues to flush her career down the toilet with the trashy, exploitation film The Canyons…

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By Chris H (3,076) on 24 Jan 2014

I'm going to keep it short and sweet. The dialogue in The Canyons is cringe-worthy…

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By Mique W (156) on 20 Jan 2014

It's basically softcore porn pretending to have a plot. Oh look, Lindsay's back! Boo…

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By Andy G (1,207) on 16 Jan 2014

The Canyons looks like a soft-core porn movie that got released into theaters by mistake DVD Movie Review: The Canyons Date Viewed: November…

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By Freeman M (393) on 09 Jan 2014

Plays out very much like 2008's The Informers: instead of being so bad it's good, it's neither bad nor good…

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