Review of The Canyons (2013) by Andrew G — 13 Mar 2014
Porn...without the good parts. Everyone involved in this should be embarrassed, from the sound recorder (if there even was one) to the famous writers (who wrote dialogue unworthy of a soap opera) to the actors (if there were any). I know that Ellis and Schrader just wanted to make a buck, and I regret the $1.30 I contributed through Red Box, I hope you don't make the same mistake.
This film justifies why both red and blue states hate Hollywood. Only a miscreant misogynist could have conceived of it. And did I mention the cinematography and sound are AWFUL?
This review of The Canyons (2013) was written by Andrew G on 13 Mar 2014.
The Canyons has generally received negative reviews.
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