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By Grant S (1,780) on 22 Aug 2014

Not great, but not anywhere near as bad as it is made out to be…

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By Angelo Dean B (147) on 14 Aug 2014

1 Star. Mainly because of Lindsay Lohan. She's great here…

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By Christopher C (1,363) on 23 Jul 2014

I'm going to write this review as an unbiased to Lindsay Lohan. I'm not her biggest fan but I don't dislike her either…

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By Matthew P (1,636) on 03 Jul 2014

Lindsay Lohan has destroyed her face.... For the life of me, how did she think that looks good…

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By Heather H (478) on 27 Jun 2014

Can I have my $1.59 back from Red Box? I feel Justin Bieber Beliver would have been a better movie, then Lindsay Lohan and a prono star…

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By Richard Knight (277) for Windy City Times (216) on 26 Jun 2014

Schrader's idea of a modern-day noir has promise but Ellis' script lets him down and leaves the actors adrift with no scenes to play…

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By Nicholasbert (78) on 25 Jun 2014

Oh man! The worst film I've seen in years! And the worst acting I've ever seen in my life, including the tapes of my mother's wedding…

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By Dan H (1,470) on 16 Jun 2014

Lousy movie, but what I really want to know is whether Lohan actually looks that terrible, or did they make her up to look like a puffy, beaten…

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By Stephen L (620) on 14 Jun 2014

I don't know what's worse the acting or the script…

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By Lylah F (1) on 14 Jun 2014

Wow, this movie appears to have not gotten a fair shake from most critics…

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By Michael M (3,845) on 08 Jun 2014

Lindsay Lohan is like the worst actress in the world (though she is topless in the first 10 minutes of the movie)…

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By Adam Lowes (75) for CineVue (2,163) on 20 May 2014

Despite a liberal dose of full frontal nudity, The Canyons fails to fully revel in its sleaze, struggling to even work as a deadpan satire…

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By Leslie Felperin (768) for Radio Times (2,421) on 08 May 2014

Although the movie is flawed, [Lohan's] pretty terrific…

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By David Edwards (979) for Daily Mirror (UK) (1,133) on 08 May 2014

The first question you'll ask yourself while walking out of The Canyons is, What were they thinking? The second may be Were they thinking at all…

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By James Mottram (656) for The List (2,018) on 08 May 2014

Largely set to go down as an embarrassing footnote in the careers of both its screenwriter Bret Easton Ellis and director Paul Schrader - unless,…

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By Ben Rawson-Jones (229) for Digital Spy (1,161) on 08 May 2014

The group sex sessions are briefly interesting, not for their titillation value but the shifting powerplays that emerge between the main characters…

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By Casey L (171) on 07 May 2014

Interesting film, shows Hollywood in a darker light... a must see.. Lohan shines…

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By Allan Hunter (1,486) for Daily Express (UK) (2,141) on 07 May 2014

Lindsay Lohan's car crash career receives another nasty bump in The Canyons, a turgid, very low-budget wallow in Beverly Hills sleaze…

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By David Jenkins (910) for Little White Lies (3,136) on 07 May 2014

Lindsay Lohan lights up the screen as a fallen starlet in Paul Schrader's much-maligned noir quickie…

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By Mikey M (358) on 03 May 2014

This movie is so overwhelmingly cheesy in every single aspect that, in the end, it's fun…

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