Review of The Blair Witch Project (1999) by Everett D — 23 Jun 2014

Something evil's out there, isn't it? You come so close to seeing it, but you still don't see it. You feel lost, curious, exhilarated, but also threatened. You feel threatened, and terrified at what this means. You shouldn't have come. You should've just stayed home and watched TV with your dog. You should go home, but you can't, can you? Because you're lost. Your map is gone. Soon your food will be gone, maybe even your sanity as well, and most likely, your life. It used to just be a campfire story your friends told you that made you tinkle, but now you've grown up, and here comes a new generation. Their stories are grimmer, bloodier, scarier than yours, and the worst part is, you're in it my friend.

I swear to you this is how you're going to feel when watching this. It's not very fun at all. In fact, it's the scariest feeling ever. Probably because this is the scariest movie of all time. 8.5/10.