Review of River of Darkness (2011) by Dan N — 24 Jan 2017

Worst.Film.Ever. Atrocious acting, shocking camera work. Cheap Cheap Cheap. You're still my Olympic hero Kurt!

This review of River of Darkness (2011) was written by Dan N on 24 Jan 2017.

River of Darkness has generally received negative reviews.

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