Review of River of Darkness (2011) by Edward H — 09 Nov 2012

River of Darkness is a b-movie horror starring professional wrestlers who are Kurt Angle, Kevin Nash, Psycho Sid and Ray Lloyd (also known as Glacier). This film is set in a small town in America who have recently been having mysterious and brutal murders by the keys. Former WWE Champion, Kurt Angle plays the town's local sheriff who ventures deeper and deeper into the supernatural history of a man called Hix.

The only reason why I watched this film is because I am a huge fan of pro wrestling and I have seen other films featuring wrestlers. Kurt Angle's acting is diabolical, Ray Lloyd plays an unimpressive role and Kevin Nash and Psycho Sid star was the ghoulish killers in which you only see their face for a total of around 2 minutes of the whole feature. The special effects are awful and the storyline could take intelligence of a ten year old to write. Overall, I rate this film onestar. Avoid this, there are far better films starring wrestlers such as Wrong Side of Town, Road House, Highlander, Spider-Man and Beyond The Mat.

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