Review of Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous (2008) by Sarah H — 31 May 2009

This obviously isn't that good...but it actually was better than I thought it would be.

This review of Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous (2008) was written by Sarah H on 31 May 2009.

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous has generally received mixed reviews.

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I have 5 words for you... YOU NEED TO GET LAID…

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