Review of Noah (2015) by Steve S — 18 Nov 2015

I really wanted to like it, but it's just downright silly. The stone monsters or fallen angels turn it into a kind of monster flick. Don't waste your time.

This review of Noah (2015) was written by Steve S on 18 Nov 2015.

Noah has generally received mixed reviews.

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