Review of Malignant (2021) by Abirdedman — 16 Sep 2021

Possibly the **** movie I’ve ever seen….

My experience can only be explained this way:

I was going back to the cinema for the first time in 2 years, went with my girl, we bought some food and we were really exited for the movie to start.

At that moment James Wan arrived, pulled down his zipper, and started to pee on our feet. We didn’t really understood what the heck was happening, but we were already there, so we kept watching, hopping it will get better.

But no. James kept peeing. staring us dead in te eyes like if he was thinking “oh yeah, this is happening”.

At the end, he shaked his thing, splashing everything, farted, and went away. Worst experience ever. I’m still frustrated about my money. Wouldn’t even accept to be paid to see it again .