Review of Machete Kills (2013) by Cadenparker — 19 Nov 2013

Cheesy visuals, dry humor, and predictable in every way describe this movie pretty well. Don't waste your time on this when there are much better comedies out there.

This review of Machete Kills (2013) was written by Cadenparker on 19 Nov 2013.

Machete Kills has generally received mixed reviews.

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