Review of Machete Kills (2013) by Giorgio F — 23 Dec 2018

It's only for people who understand cinema.

This review of Machete Kills (2013) was written by Giorgio F on 23 Dec 2018.

Machete Kills has generally received mixed reviews.

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Robert Rodriguez's imagination and sense of humor is at full speed which is what holds Machete Kills back from being good…

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By Clinton P (47) on 09 Mar 2017

What did you expect? Well you'll get exactly that. I enjoyed it well enough…

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By Juan V (265) on 24 May 2015

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By Henry F (178) on 21 Dec 2018

Loved this movie! Though, not as good as the first, but I love how crazier this one is…

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By James M (2,946) on 02 Apr 2015

This movie is a bad peice of garbage. Knowing that, see it. If you know it is a terrible film you will have a very enjoyable time…

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I enjoyed the first Machete…

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Danny Trejo is as far from stale whitebread as you can get. He's the real deal…

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By John Eric D (455) on 02 Jun 2015

A character enters a setting. He chats with somebody, and then the character pulls out a gun and shoots the other person…

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