Review of Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer (2007) by Tomasan — 24 Feb 2009
Jack Brooks Monster Slayer = Absolutely Bucksworth!!! shit was down right hardcore! The beginning is kinda slow, but as soon as it fulfills the legend of Jack becoming destine to slay monsters, the shit is down right burly! Okay, it does seem like something that is supposed to be a video game or something.
But as a fan of true horror, I was able to see the glimmers of new age 'Evil Dead' and ass kicking horror binded into this movie. Man seriously, when Freddy Krueger tries to take over your school as a big, flubby, evil monster, Jack Brooks will be there to kick his fuckin ass! He could hang with the likes of Ash when it comes to kickin' in the nads of evil!!! roooahhhhh!!!! savin' the babes, gorin' the brains and whoopin' the monsters, that what Jack Brooks is about! fuckin' moms on a daily basis! check it out if you liked 'Evil Dead' or stuff like 'Hellboy'.
4 freakin starz for pure entertainment! There will definitely be a sequel, and I will write it! nuff said! Jack Brooks- Dug Fuckin' Flubby Monsters!! hoooooahhhhhhhrrrr!!!!!
This review of Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer (2007) was written by Tomasan on 24 Feb 2009.
Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer has generally received mixed reviews.
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