Review of Feast III: The Happy Finish (2009) by Shawn-Ray M — 25 Feb 2009

After making an awesome original Feast, then a horrindously bad sequel Sloppy Seconds, now comes The Happy Finish. Sadly, this is more like Sloppy Seconds than the original. The Happy Finish, however, was pretty entertaining for how bad it was.

So basicly the plot is the same from the first two. Monsters who rape, kill, and puke on their victims. What makes the movie fun is all the crazy characters. We've got wrestling midgets, extrememly hot girls, a retired war veteran, a ninja-like guy, and my favorite a mentally challenged person who thinks he's a prophet. Though the performances are horrible, the characters will make you laugh a lot.

The main reason people will talk about this movie is the ending. Trust me, you will not see it coming. Yes, it's absurd and dumb but I have never laughed so much as I did when I saw it.

Overall, it'll entertain people. It almost fits the "So bad, they're good" category but it's just not quite there. Feast 3: The Happy Finish is pretty much a Happy time, you'll laugh at the absurdity and cheer on the crazy characters.