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Review of Silent Running (1972)

By Simon P (766) on 28 Jul 2008

Well, I just reviewed Wall-E so thought it best to give you the low-down on his Great-great-great-great-//-great-great granddad…

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Review of Flyboys (2006)

By Simon P (766) on 26 Jul 2008

I was torn between giving this movie a 1, 2 or 2.5 rating…

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Review of Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (1988)

By Simon P (766) on 21 Jul 2008

Great concept! Atrociously acted cheesy trash directed by Fred Olen Ray, a true master of B-movie brilliance. Utter shit and fully recommended…

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Review of Beverly Hills Vamp (1989)

By Simon P (766) on 21 Jul 2008

Three film-making geeks go out looking for sex but stumble across a group of vampire hookers. Another classic from Fred Olen Ray…

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Review of Welcome to the Dollhouse (1996)

By Simon P (766) on 20 Jul 2008

Awkward and funny. Writer-Director Todd Solondz perfectly captures the pain of growing up and the sadistic stupidity of bullying…

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Review of The Cannonball Run (1981)

By Simon P (766) on 15 Jul 2008

Well, I just slated Speed Racer and said you're better off seeing The Cannonball Run, so felt I should review it…

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Review of Teen Wolf (1985)

By Simon P (766) on 14 Jul 2008

Bizarre high-school werewolf comedy (with little to no horror elements) sees Michael J…

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Review of Sexy Beast (2001)

By Simon P (766) on 11 Jul 2008

Excellent, well directed, film that perfectly captures a sense of dread and intimidation…

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Review of Tripping the Rift: The Movie (2008)

By Simon P (766) on 06 Jul 2008

This was somewhat entertaining, but not nearly as good as the series…

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Review of Who's That Girl (1987)

By Simon P (766) on 02 Jul 2008

I loved it...but you need to be a die-hard fan of the great madonna…

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Review of Masters of the Universe (1987)

By Simon P (766) on 02 Jul 2008

Gr8 when I was a kid...but definately has not aged well....REMAKE PLEASE…

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Review of The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

By Simon P (766) on 27 Jun 2008

The SECOND BEST zombie film ever! Fun, sick, low quality brilliance with an exceptional soundtrack…

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Review of Dumplings (2004)

By Simon P (766) on 26 Jun 2008

There is intelligent social satire hidden within Fruit Chan's sinister and genuinely vile film. This IS sick…

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Review of Wilbur Wants to Kill Himself (2002)

By Simon P (766) on 25 Jun 2008

It sucks when movies have a great title but turn out to stink…

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Review of The Omega Man (1971)

By Simon P (766) on 21 Jun 2008