Review of Wild Zero (1999) by Chris Z — 17 Nov 2009
What it says on the box: "This is ROCK'N'ROLL jet movie! Thrill, speed, and stupid zombies! Trash and Chaossss! Brutality of screen! The great psycho of them all! Starring: Guitar Wolf, Drum Wolf, and Bass Wolf.".
What is doesn't tell you on the box that is ALSO in the movie: alien invasions, smurf zombies, guitar-pick ninja stars, naked girls shooting guns in the shower at zombies' heads, Ace, guys combing their hair, leather jackets, gogo shorts, unfortunate-looking bald fellows with no eyebrows, chicks driving humvees over zombies, a Wolf motorcycle, fire-spitting microphones, garage-punk-trash music, transsexual maidens in distress, zombies making out, brains, howling at the moon, samurai guitars taking down the alien mothership, electric eyeballs, drugs and sex, exploding crania, and a magic whistle among other astounding artifacts.
The moral of this film: "True love knows no boundaries, color or gender! ROCK AND ROLL!.".
I can't tell you if this is the movie for you. But if you are a person who has something inside them called a sense of humor, this movie is for you. It ain't Big Trouble in Little China, but it has its moments!
This review of Wild Zero (1999) was written by Chris Z on 17 Nov 2009.
Wild Zero has generally received mixed reviews.
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