Review of Werckmeister Harmonies (2001) by Gregory C — 29 Oct 2010

I like foreign films. I like art house films. However I also like good and interesting films, and this one is neither. Every thing I've seen written about it advertises the long takes....who f'ing cares if the takes are of people trudging along a path not saying a word to one another?!

I guess I was more mad that this film being classified as horror. Perhaps as suspense....perhaps. When people call movies challenging, that is just a nice way of calling them boring.

Anyone who said they were "captivated" or "in awe" of this movie is lying/a pretentious douche. Sorry, but it's true.