Review of Vampires Suck (2010) by Kalyn B — 16 Nov 2013

I dunno what y'all are talking about, I'm a twilight fan and I thought this was hilarious.

This review of Vampires Suck (2010) was written by Kalyn B on 16 Nov 2013.

Vampires Suck has generally received negative reviews.

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Besides from a mere chuckle, this parody film is dull, lame and most of all unfunny. A dreadful bore…

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Relies solely on the fact that everyone wants to see 'Twilight' get skewered…

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By Trev29 (411) on 15 Nov 2014

Another parody movie translates into another piece of crap. What exactly is the point of these movies…

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