Review of Vampires Suck (2010) by John Eric D — 20 May 2014

I m not actually such a vampire movie fan, but this spoof off was too funny to ignore. Far better than Scary Movie 5.

The Chihuahua Scene was really funny.

This review of Vampires Suck (2010) was written by John Eric D on 20 May 2014.

Vampires Suck has generally received negative reviews.

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