Review of Vampires Suck (2010) by Lukechristiansc — 24 Dec 2015
Spoof serial killers Friedberg and Seltzer tackle a stupid mediocre teenage girl-loving vampire franchise, yeah it's stupid and of the dumbest films ever made, but the Twilight saga is stupid and writer/directors Friedberg and Seltzer are roasting Twilght's melodrama also roasting the whole glittery sexy vampire werewolf image.
Newcomer Jenna Proske does a great impression of Kristen Stewart spoofs Kristen Stewart's stubbornness over dramatics with comedy. Matt Lanter (Disaster Movie) does a terribly good job as Edward and spoofing on Robert Pattinson's too serious performance.
The great comedian Ken Jeong makes the worst performance in his career. Jenna Proske plays Becca (a replacement name for Bella) an anger-ridden teen who is torn between the vampire Edward (Matt Lanter) and a werewolf (Chris Riggi).
Even Twilight is better than this comedic mess, but we needed a film to make fun of Twilight so we got one. This film SUCKS just like the title. I feel terrible for saying this but this the only Friedberg Seltzer movie that made me chuckle thats saying something.
This review of Vampires Suck (2010) was written by Lukechristiansc on 24 Dec 2015.
Vampires Suck has generally received negative reviews.
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