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By Seth S (331) on 08 Dec 2010

This is truly one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Bloody, boring, pointless, confusing, plotless, stupid…

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By Craig H (508) on 08 Dec 2010

Arguably the longest 90 minute film in the history of cinema, this is the story of One-Eye (Mads Mikkelsen), a mute Norseman who, after escaping…

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By Miguel T (45) on 08 Dec 2010

What to make of this, I'm not sure! Mads Mikkelsen plays a warrior, The fearsome yet mute 'One Eye…

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By Kym (C My Community Profile) R (190) on 08 Dec 2010

What to make of this, I'm not sure! Mads Mikkelsen plays a warrior, The fearsome yet mute 'One Eye…

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By Kalid R (2) on 07 Dec 2010

Valhalla Rising is probably the closest thing you will ever see to an arthouse action flick…

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By Jeff H (1,831) on 07 Dec 2010

First of I want to say Mads Mikkelsen is slowly becoming one of my favorite characters…

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By Mikko V (5) on 06 Dec 2010

Not a great movie. Depressing and fairly pointless. Not even a good moral to the story to save it…

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By Ttt C (502) on 06 Dec 2010

(***): Thumbs Up A strangely intriguing film…

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By Charles S (1,252) on 06 Dec 2010

Wow, wherever these guys were, it was rough! Gorgeous landscape, lots of ominous waiting, and lugubrious soundtrack! Thin on action, heavy on mood…

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By Kundk (26) on 26 Aug 2010

Viking movies used to mean horned helmets, Kirk Douglas, mead and fiery funerals at sea…

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By Tomb. (29) on 23 Jul 2010

Pathetically slow, formless film that includes little dialogue, and dull, hazy imagery to look at…

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By Greggh (2) on 23 Jul 2010

Far too slow and boring to catch any interest what so ever…

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By [Anonymous] (537) on 22 Jul 2010

Visually staggering, boldly brutal, a true form of art, Valhalla Rising may not be as action packed or character driven as many would hope,…

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