Review of Valentine (2001) by Michelle B — 17 Oct 2007

I am now terrified of assorted chocolates.

This review of Valentine (2001) was written by Michelle B on 17 Oct 2007.

Valentine has generally received mixed reviews.

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Día de Venganza es una película injustamente basureada por la crítica, la verdad es que no es mala en lo absoluto, tampoco una obra maestra,…

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By David L (3,419) on 04 Jul 2017

Suprisingly good this film, I dont know why people are so low on this film, I think its creepy, and suspenceful throughout the film, but I…

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By Agentun (1) on 15 Feb 2017

This pice of art directed by Jamie after he did Urban Legends two years before is really a good work the actors do their parts good but the…

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By Alexander C (2,448) on 07 Dec 2012

Five comely and well-to-do female friends receive dire threats inside anonymous valentines…

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By Nate J (456) on 30 Aug 2013

Yes, another teen slasher, and no, there is nothing special about it, except for a sexy cast. What else to say…

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By Horrific R (36) on 08 Apr 2013

An explicitly bad film. It's under the mystery & suspense / horror category, but trust, me the film lacks much of either…

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By Laura N (265) on 16 Feb 2013

A perfect Valentine's Day slasher film. They actually did a pretty good job of keeping me guessing as to who the killer actually was…

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By Don D (210) on 15 Aug 2016

Comical script...who acts like this lol...the way men are represented in this film is hysterical…

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By Paul Malcolm (112) for L.A. Weekly (3,142) on 19 Sep 2015

Highly reductive and deathly dull slasher flick…

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By D. V (55) on 30 Apr 2017

It original, great mystery , if u enjoy Wes craven scream you'll enjoy this cast with these goreous women and I love the ending…

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