Review of Valentine (2001) by Octavian — 06 Jun 2014
"REMEMBER THAT KID EVERYBONE IGNORED ON VALENTINE'S DAY? HE REMEMBERS YOU...".
- 'Valentine' is a 2001 slasher film by Jamie Blanks (Urban Legend, Storm Warning). Being cheesy and very predictable (you already know who the killer is, mask or no mask), this film is definitely not the best in its genre. To me its story is brainless and yet entertaining. With David Boreanaz (Angel), Katherine Heigl (Knocked up) and Denise Richards (Starship Troopers). Love hurts...
Jeremy Melton is the geek in school and gets ignored by all of the girls on Valentine's Day. All of them? No, the plump Dorothy agrees to kiss him. But when they do they are seen by some of popular kids. When the girl says that Jeremy attacked her, the boys humiliate the nerd by stripping him down.
Thirteen years later, one of the girls, Shelley, is a medical student who is practicing in the morgue. She gets a very macabre Valentine's Day card and is killed by a murderer wearing a Cupid's Mask. Her former classmates reunite at her funeral. But shortly after, they all get Valentine's Day cards as well as very disturbing presents. One by one the women are killed by Cupid. Who will survive the nightmare?
This review of Valentine (2001) was written by Octavian on 06 Jun 2014.
Valentine has generally received mixed reviews.
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