Review of Urban Justice (2007) by Christopher S — 25 Nov 2007

Holy shit! What a bloodbath! How in the fuck did they get away with those ocean-like blood squibs? Blood was flying everywhere...& in slow-mo! What was the bodycount?

I think Seagal should get an Oscar for Urban Justice. His acting & line delivery were both very amazing. Spot on. How many times did he say "killed my son." Jesus Christ. One-sided battles galore! The "final boss" didn't get shit in. Seagal's Wildeyesque delivery was nice as was the chick that he rented that room from.

It was good to see Trejo not get chased down the street & thrown into a trunk in this movie. He was getting the hunnies & his hair was a flowin'!

And Eddie Griffin...holy shit! This was easily his best role ever. Even better than those Sprite commercials he used to be in. And better than Grits 'n Gravy, which is a hard role to top. Hilarious, charismatic, & mean. When he told that guy that he was dressed like a tampon, I fucking lost it. One of many hilarious lines in this movie.

Dear Modern Action Filmmakers,.

This is how action is done. Please take notes & stop making shitty Matrix-style movies with crappy soundtracks.

"Tell every motherfucker on the street they're not safe 'till I find the motherfucker who killed my son.".