Review of Troy (2004) by Shane D — 15 Nov 2013

Chiseled jaw lines, sandals, swords, mullets, it's all here. If its your thing then you'd likely have enjoyed this because outside of that there isn't much else to it. Clocking in at almost 3 hours its also a tough slog once you get to the final third of the film.

Despite having a fantastic cast the only one who puts in an interesting effort is Bana.