Review of Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014) by Frostbyte707 — 19 Jul 2014
Thank god for the robots as the actors with a sub-standard script nearly ruin the movie!
Bay - you dont have to only use lambos, paganis and other supercars - theres plenty of classics out there without (as an earlier reviewer said) choosing your cars like you choose your female actors - that being purely on looks with no substance!
The movie dragged on too long to shoehorn pointless scenes in to what is a chaotic plot which struggles to keep coherence.
Whilst we all accept a but of "unrealism" - Motorbike stunts which would leave people with broken limbs, flying vehicles crashing which would leave (unbelted/secured) passengers with a broken neck along with wahlbergs repeated whiney "i love my daughter you're all that matters to me" makes getting through the first half of the movie hard work.
When wahlberg proceeds to use his men-in-black style cricket gun to obliterate enemies that optimus can't seem to dent with his sword I gave up on hoping for the movie to redeem itself.
Frasier shouldnt have been in the cast - again another character who repeats his mantra, this one being "ive worked 20years for my country, I have no money now I want to get paid" - I would have preferred to have seen him killed off half an hour in.
Stanley Tuccis unfortunate role as an ironic "poor-mans" tony stark billionaire attempt - his bipolar switch from greedy millionaire to selfless goofy romantic is really sloppy and non-nonsensical.
I love good action scenes but the last hour left you with action-fatigue as bay rams in as many locations and city obliterating weapons as he can.
Galvatron was the main threat when his 50+ bots start trashing Hong Kong, but then we switch to the bounty hunter for the rest of the movie, galvatron must take a coffee break for half an hour because he doesnt seem to get involved until after the autobots deal with the bounty hunter...
For the next one bay - stick with 95% transformers as your cast or spend a bit more on the script before this franchise drops off a cliff.
This review of Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014) was written by Frostbyte707 on 19 Jul 2014.
Transformers: Age of Extinction has generally received mixed reviews.
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