Review of Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014) by Kevin R — 09 Dec 2018

Even by the shitty standards of this franchise this new Transformers film sucks. This is as excruciating a movie as is likely to be experienced by anyone, anywhere. It isn't merely that the story is insulting, the characters are bland, the action is dull, and the CGI is everywhere - it's that all this goes on for nearly three hours.

That's three hours of your life you'll never get back. This is blockbuster moviemaking at its worst - a product so cynical that it doesn't try to pretend it's anything more than a mindless spectacle.

It's endless, tiresome, and tedious. Save yourself. (Very bad filmmaking: Do not watch).