Review of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) by Frisby 2 — 04 Apr 2014
Before I continue with this review I want to point out that I have yet to see the original, & as a huge fan of horror movies I'm all for watching it. Now that I've made that clear, this movie was crap.
I saw no coherent story or plot to this. It just became some generic "runaway from the psycho killer" slasher film after the villain was introduced. That's it, that's all the movie is about.
What really irked me about this movie was how uninteresting it was, & how it was casted with a bunch actors no one gives two shits about & will never have a memorable or successful career in their lives (Biel, really?). I don't know any actors in here other than Lee (who makes the movie more worth watching), & Biel, but nobody gives a fuck about her.
Really, all this film is about is just Biel wearing some tanktop to show off her lousy tits & run around from some guy in a skin mask. That's the entire movie.
This review of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) was written by Frisby 2 on 04 Apr 2014.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre has generally received mixed reviews.
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