Review of The Matrix Resurrections (2021) by Tomanton22 — 03 Jan 2022

Matrix 1 is a Masterpiece, Matrix 2 is Great, Matrix 3 is Okay and Matrix 4 is a heartless piece of garbage movie that was only made for the purpose of making some $$$. It is even referenced in the movie that the only reason they made this was to have another sequel to make some cash out if the franchise!!

So why is this movie so f*cking bad? Well first of all the casting is terrible. We did get the Original actors for Neo and Trinity (Keanu Reeves and Carrie-Anne Moss) BUT we didn't get the original actors for Morpheus and Agent Smith??? Those four characters are the main characters of the franchise and we only got half of the Original actors? Wtf?! It's not like the story is so complex and well thought out that there is a reason that you CAN'T bring the original actors back. Also the original Actors (Hugo Weaving and Laurence Fishburne) seem to still be active on the movie scene so I just don't see any reason to not bring them back at all. Anyway, a sequel without these original actors is already not worthy but dont worry, not only is the casting bad but the Story (and anything else) is also f*cking trash. Basically the Story is this: Neo and Trinity were resurrected by the Machines somehow so that they can trap then into a new version of the Matrix for reasons. Now a random girl who was awakened from the Matrix because she saw Neo once wants to save Neo and Trinity from the Matrix with a random guy who is Morpheus now for no reason (btw Morpheus is now a program that is designed to save the One because the people who made this forgot how the story of The Matrix works) After they manage to give the red pill to Neo by showing him a clip from Matrix 1 they go out to save Trinity BUT for NO REASON AT ALL (and this time I'm serious) Agent Smith is back (not really but we already discussed that) also normal people can be zombies and stand in their way and all that.

The story is bad as you might have realized by now but there are actually a few nice ideas like how in the new version of the Matrix where Neo and Trinity are trapped in, the Matrix franchise exists as a video game franchise made by Neo. Sounds like a fun idea but unfortunately they used this to make as many throwbacks to the previous movies as possible without taking logic into consideration.

Okay, the Casting sucks, the Story sucks but at least the fighting, choreography, effects and action are good right? I mean there are a lot of videogames for example where the story is bad but the gameplay is good. Well, in this moronic movie EVERYTHING is bad. The Fighting and Choreography is not like Matrix at all, they just throw each other on the ground instead of using kung fu with guns like badasses. The effects are most of the time fine but sometimes hilariously bad, there was a simple scene where somebody shot someone and there was just a blood effect that looked like a f*cking gif.

Okay enough of the rant. Basically: Bad Movie, don't watch. But If you want to see for yourself why this movie sucks ass then PLEASE Pirate it. Don't give them your money for such a piece of **** movie. It's not even a movie that is funny because it's so bad, it's just boring and sad...