Review of The Lords of Salem (2013) by Joshua P — 13 Sep 2013

Just plain wretched, masturbatory at best. We hung in there, despite horrid acting, a plot-less plot, and a complete dearth of even vaguely interesting characters, until what we dubbed "the weird umbilibal cord scene" that revealed zombie's fat-web footed-baby Satan .

. . yup. And then we laughed until tears ran down our faces. The ego! if ever a fim begged for the MST crew to come out of retirement, this would be it. One thing I do have to give Rob, he knows how to make pretty pictures, too bad there's no substance underneath.

I'm really glad we did not pay to see this.