Review of The Lords of Salem (2013) by Malachy M — 11 Mar 2016
Dull dull dull dull. A good lesson in how to not do horror or cinema or art or work or effort. That's what this film is misplaced effort from the get go, this should have ended as a scribble in a bin. Everything is bad, I really cannot say enough bad bad things about this movie. It's not shocking, it's not horrible or grotesque, it has no mood, plot, story or atmosphere. It's just a dull waste of effort.
NG, don't see me after class, you're expelled.
This review of The Lords of Salem (2013) was written by Malachy M on 11 Mar 2016.
The Lords of Salem has generally received mixed reviews.
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