Review of The Lobster (2015) by Czarkingkaiser — 28 Aug 2016

Man, this movie is AWFUL. Both my wife and I, without telling each other, checked the running time of this movie in the middle of it. I was *this* close to walking out. People laughed when the movie was over. The theater's disappointment was palpable.

We went to see it based on the reviews here, and afterwards, I felt compelled to come back here and take another look at them. I was thinking that maybe I'd missed something? Nope, nothing about this movie makes sense. The whole movie seemed so pointless. There's no denying that it's "artsy" and "risky", but the risks don't pay off. Avoid this movie unless you're trying to punish yourself.