Review of The Legend of Tarzan (2016) by Shession7 — 11 Jul 2016

Both me and my partner watched this film and the first thing we said to each other upon exit was 'did you get it?'. the graphics were great as we watched it in 3D but there was absolutely no story line.

there was a bad guy who was trying to catch Tarzan for an unknown reason (something to do with these crystals) and there was barely any detail about Tarzan growing up from a child to a man. all of a sudden at the beginning he was a grown man in Britain planning to return to Africa to protect something or prevent something from happening.

albeit, me and my partner were both drunk and alternated going to the toilet to urinate but there was never a point where neither of us were watching the film and filled each other in upon return. I personally didn't understand the motive of Tarzan's feud against these ivory hunters, who knows perhaps I am wasted but it ended so abruptly that I had to entertain myself somehow.