Review of The Innkeepers (2011) by Jh8S — 01 May 2012

This movie should be classified as a porn for the amount of **** it sucked in the longest 100 minutes of my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Move over Gigli and Troll 2; you have just been de-throned!!

Absolute Garbage!!!! This isn't even a movie!!!! The 2nd worst movie I've ever seen, losing only to Ti West's other extremely terrible film Cabin Fever 2. Ti West PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE never make another movie again!! You are the epitomy of the word hack!! If I ever meet you, I owe you a kick in the ****!! I will never watch another one of your "films" (if they can be called that) ; and I will instruct every single person I talk about movies with to do the same!! Honestly Ti West, do you even know what a ghost movie is!? Have you ever seen one!? I am actually asking you. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTHHHHHHHIIIIIIINNNNINGGGGGGGGGG HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the slowest freakin movie I've ever seen; worse than Drive, but at least things happened in Drive!! I wish I could give this movie a 0, but the ratings only go down to 1.