Review of The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009) by John C — 05 Nov 2014
The last thing you'd expect from a movie like this is that it's boring. But that's exactly what it is. And I don't mean oscar bait boring by the way, I mean that you're 50 minutes into the movie and this is what happened so far.
Meet dumb girls.
Dumb girls are driving.
Car breaks down.
Girls decide to get out of car and walk.
Girls come to house.
Creepy German guy.
Let's call him Cgg for short.
Cgg gets dumb girls drink.
Dumb girls pass out.
Wake up.
Cgg kills the guy next to them because he "didn't fit".
Cgg explains that he's gonna turn them into a human centipede.
Dumb girl 1 escapes.
Locks herself in room because reasons.
Cgg tries to open door.
H.
This review of The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009) was written by John C on 05 Nov 2014.
The Human Centipede (First Sequence) has generally received negative reviews.
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